Cashmere and Cream Tea

Cashmere and Cream Tea

I am so tired of doing this stupid homework. Case briefs are for chumps. I am so tempted to write,

"What you are witnessing is real. The participants are not actors. They are actual litigants with a case pending in an international court. Both parties have agreed to dismiss their court cases and have their disputes settled here... in our forum... THE PEOPLE'S COURT"

I don't think my professor would find that funny.